Download The Stamps, Print And Paste (PDF Format)


Download The Letter, Sign And Post (PDF Format)
DOLPHINARIUMS
WRITE TO THE PRIME MINISTER


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All across the land, local planning departments are carelessly approving the construction of a massive chain of dolphinariums. Each dolphinarium is linked to the next by a subterranian tunnel allowing the enemy to pass freely around the country, popping out of concealed exits to wreak havoc on a susceptible and weaked populace. STOP this madness. WRITE to the Prime Minister with the pre-prepared letter we have provided. STICK on the special ADL Secure Post stamps (simply print and paste). Violence hits harder than words and the pen that shoots tiny poisoned harpoons is mightier than the sword...


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