TRAINING CAMPS:
DOLPHINS USE DOLPHINARIUMS
FOR COMBAT CONDITIONING

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

One of our most trusted agents risked his life to bring us this image which clearly shows combat training in progress at a dolphin controlled dolphinarium. In the background, human slaves, in shackles, released from the pilchard mines for the day, watch in horror as the dolphin commando leaps again and again through a ring of flaming napalm. This shows quite clearly that our flame-throwing weapons are likely to be reduntant in the near future. It is imperative that we channel funds into developing a laser harpoon as soon as possible.